Thursday, July 21, 2011

salad summer

As most of you are aware, we are in the midst of a heat wave.

It currently "feels like" 110 degrees. Our AC at work can be pretty shotty so it was about 85 in our office today. As a result, we had an impromptu ice cream sundae bar at lunch and therefore my lunch was an ice cream sundae. At home, we have both window AC units going on full blast but it's still toasty. Far too toasty to cook. So I ran to the store to get a rotisserie chicken and salad pieces. Ice cream for lunch made me feel pretty crappy so a salad was much desired.

The end result was colorful perfection:
Then I enjoyed this salad the way any self-respecting person who felt like their face was melting off would: in my underpants.

Later on, I ate a peach (also in my underpants). The end result was that I dripped peach juice on my bra. And this bra happens to be a "hand wash only" bra. So I washed it in the kitchen sink. But then where was I supposed to "line dry" it??? Obviously in my kitchen:
There's a story behind that bra, but I will save it for another time. Perhaps next time. It involves welts so you know it's gotta be a good one.

In between the bra-washing and the underpants salad, I enjoyed myself a (literally) 45-minute ice cold shower. I currently have an ice pack down my pants. Help.

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