Monday, October 24, 2011

you DEFINITELY ain't ready for this jelly

Last night Jon and I got in a heated debate about the lyrics to one Destiny's Child "Bootylicious" song.

I was singing that I didn't think he was ready for this jelly.

He laughed in my face and told me, "those AREN'T the lyrics. That sounds like a Smucker's commercial."

So while I Googled the lyrics today and emailed him my victory, I also emailed a certain jelly manufacturer with a suggestion.

Can one collect a commission based on a brilliant advertising campaign with sexy little jelly cylinders in bikinis jiggling all over?

Scratch the commission--I would just be ecstatic to see such a thing.

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